ok try my best sounds complicated but ok
Cleaning With Harry
It’s a rainy Saturday afternoon, you and your boyfriend Harry have spent the entire day cleaning your shared flat. You moved in together a month ago and the place hasn’t been cleaned since. You can tell Harry is not having fun but he doesn’t complain. You are in the living room dusting the pictures when you see Harry in the kitchen dusting the top of the things you can’t reach. You sneak over to him and tickle him with the end of your duster. “Oh ou ahahah” he yells, surprised. You giggle and run away. Harry laughs and runs after you, catching you around the waist with one arm. He brings you to the couch, plops you down, and tickles you mercilessly with his duster. After screaming for him to get off he kisses you and lies down beside you.
“do we have to clean anymore?”
he asks with his best puppy dog eyes. He really is adorable, he is wearing old sweatpants and a shirt but he still looks handsome to you.
”Yes harry, yes we do. The house is filthy, besides we still have the bedroom to do”
you say as you start to get up from the couch. He grabs your hips and pulls you back down
“because we both know how dirty the bedroom is right love?”
he says with a seductive wink. You shove your duster near his mouth and while he coughs and sputters you get up. After finishing up in the living room you go to find Harry asleep on the couch in front room.
“Seriously?” you mutter to yourself, and then you get a plan. You go take your can of ferbreeze and position yourself behind the back of the couch. Then you spray tons of the air freshener into the air over a snoring Harry. He doesn’t wake up for a few seconds but when he does he is coughing
he starts to yell but then he sees you laughing your head off.
”I am going to get you, you naughty girl”
he yells as you run away. He gets you in a corner but you manage to turn yourself around and face him with the can.
”don’t come any closer or you’ll be smelling Forest fresh all day”
you say with an evil grin. Before can react he grabs the can from your hands and sprays your hair and back
”Serves you right!”
he yells. You stomp into the bedroom, playfully angry with him for falling asleep and he follows you in
“y/n babe, you gotta live a little Hun”
he says as he grabs your hand, the smell of ferbreeze is overwhelming. You climb onto the bed you share to open the window, Harry is quick behind you and he starts jumping. You turn and see his hair bouncing up and down, you can’t help but laugh and jump with him. Just then he catches your shoulders and kisses you. For the next few hours you finish cleaning and then have a delicious dinner of pogos and root beer in your newly cleaned flat.
Someday I wish to reach this level of smartassery
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR HER
Liam: You had just put your 5 year old son to bed when you flopped beside Liam on the settee. You cuddled into him and he started to trail his finger along your leg. “You know, we havent had any alone time in a little while” he said. “I know” you said, knowing that he was hinting on. “Lets go” he said cheekily and lead you to the bedroom. Liam picked you up and set you on the bed. You were both already naked, kissing each other hard, when your bedroom door opened and your 5 year old son stood there, looking confused. “Mummy, Daddy, what are you doing?” he said. “Nothing son” Liam said and coughed. You got out of bed and put your shirt back on and put your son back together. Lets just say you and Liam didnt finish what you started.
Zayn: Your 15 older daughter had gone out to a sleepover, which left you and Zayn alone. It had been a few weeks since you both had time for each other in alone time. Zayn wanted you badly, just like you wanted him badly. “Bedroom” he simply said. You didnt hesitate to make your way there and as soon as you stepped through the door he grabbed you and put you on the bed. All of your clothes were on the floor and you and Zayn were getting down to business. You heard your bedroom door open and then somebody shout “MUM,DAD!” It was your daughter. Your eyes widened and you squeezed your eyes shut. “Honestly, you 2 are so disgusting. I just came back for some money” your daughter said. “Get £150 out my wallet” Zayn muttered. “Get £80 out of my purse” you said. “Thanks! Oh and in the future, have your phones on your or lock the door” your daughter said, before walking out like nothing happened. You and Zayn finished off what you had started.
Niall: Yours and Nialls 10 year old son had gone out with his Uncle Gregg for the day. You and Niall decided to have some alone time. And alone time you had. You were both getting cozy in bed, when Niall started to kiss you. Kissing then turned into clothes been took of and then clothes getting took off lead to sex. You were in the middle of climax when your bedroom door opened and you son screamed. You&Niall both screamed as well. “Mum,Dad?” your son said. After that, yours and Nialls fun time had stopped and Niall and you had to explain to your son what you were doing.
Louis: You and Louis had a 7 year old daughter together. Right now she was at a party for her friends 7th birthday. You and Louis took this as an opportunity to have some fun. And fun you had. Clothes were on the floor and moans weer echoing throughout the whole bedroom. You didnt notice your bedroom door was open until your heard your daughter gasp and ogled what view she was seeing, “Oh shit£ you muttered and tried to hide. Louis laughed and then got dressed and explained to your daughter, in a child way, to what she had just witnessed.
Harry: You and Harry had 2 children. 2 twins. A boy and a girl. They were both 4 years old. They were out with there Grandma Anna at the moment and so you and Harry decided to have some sexy alone time. You got it alright. You and Harry were having sex, shouting and screaming for more etc. You didnt see your bedroom door open and 2 head little popped up beside your bed. You thought you were going to die. Harry just smirked at you and then looked at your children. After getting dressed, you told them a huge lie about what you were doing.
I was out with my boyfriend Liam and a couple of friends at a club. I was dancing with Perrie while Liam talked to the boys.”Hey i’m going to the restroom”“Okay i will tell Liam and going to get zayn to dance”“Good luck with that”i laughed on my way to the restroom.I noticed the…
Listening to you and I is is like ughhhhhh omg I just can’t especially Harry’s part is like sex for the ear
Liam: You were exhausted from the hours of intense labor and pain, but you wouldn’t dare sleep now. Not when you and Liam finally had your little girl besides you. Both yours and his families had already met her, and the only people left were the boys. Liam cracked open the door, and smiled when…